♥ Xinting
20th October '89

i don't like it and i will never come to accept it.

so i guess its two down.

Serena showed me this. HAHA


The Sweetness of Married Life

The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, 'Honey I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be right back'.

'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm going to have a beer...'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to
the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar.... You
know.......they have frozen glasses........ '
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long.. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

'But my sweet honey.... At the bar... You know there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKIN' MARRIED NOW AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOOoo NOT GOING TO A FUCKING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER! GOT IT, DUMBASS?'

And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

Was looking at the calender and i realised that my birthday this year will fall on

20102010

WOOOHOOO

Peeps, start saving up alright, its my 21st.
Anyways, new year new list.
I gotta get many stuffs this year! Or rather soon.
Some kind soul can get me some of these for my bday? Or even for new year to encourage me to go on! YAYNESS.
For my room, so on and so forth.
I needa get shelves
my B.bag, B.wallet, RL.tote, USB hub, Full length mirror, Laptop pouch, shirts, new NUM sandals, new specs, new phone, camera, foldable comfy chair, C.wrislet, bracelet, ring, DOMOKUNS. HAHAH

and i still see the list growing...


happy new year.
its time for ANOTHER new year resolution.
while my resolution list is forming up, my wishlist and shopping list has PILED UP.
looking for great sponsors. Thanks!

Its christmas.
The first one without the usual gathering.
Without you.
Grandma, I miss you.

its a heartbreak warfare this time.
everything reminds me of you, but you're just not there.
where are you? i miss you.
i don't know what i should do.

Today, Edwin got me a domokun!
Thank you edwin for the DOMOKUN!!!!

YAYNESS. Now i have my huge domokun!
Now for my uber huge one. wink wink!
Will post pictures soon!



Heartbreak warfare.
We've got no time.

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